Tuesday, November 15, 2005

News: "Cool Mom" Throws Sex Parties



11.15.05 - The following story appeared on cnn.com today:

A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said. Silvia Johnson, 41, described herself to investigators as a "cool mom" who "was never popular with classmates in high school" and who was beginning to feel like one of the group.

What's wrong with this picture? Nothing. The woman is an ugly old bitch who'll spread for anyone who'll make her feel desired. But 30 years in prison?! That's a bit steep, wouldn't you say?

Unless you consider the trauma that seeing this bitch naked is going to cause these high-school boys for years to come. Cool mom, indeed.

Cool Blog: Debbie Schlussel - Smart and Sexy

11.15.05 - Politics from a hot-looking, smart Jewish attorney? Debbie Schlussel finds scoops where others don't even bother looking. Her honest, hard-hitting opinion pieces hit home as she takes on liberals and conservatives alike, Islamists and everyone else who tries to get away with shit.

Oh, yeah, and she's also a regular on the Howard Stern Show. I LOVE when she calls in. Debbie doesn't take all the fun Howard and the gang make of her too seriously and she always has something to say. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever see her get naked on the show.

We'll just have to use our imagination, Debbie.

Check Debbie Out at: DebbieSchlussel.com.

Movies: Seen Any Good Films Lately?


11.15.05 - Probably not. The year 2005 has offered not even one film worth talking about. Hollywood wonders why box office receipts are way down, never considering that perhaps their movies suck. These execs blame TV, DVDs, the Internet and other factors in moviegoer decline, but the reality is simply that there is nothing to see.

I used to go to the movies at least once a week for years. This year, alas, I probably haven't seen more than five films. And I'd be hard pressed to recall which ones (the last one, I'm embarrassed to say, was "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo." Don't hold that one against me; I just wanted to get a glimpse of Amsterdam...)

The Launch

11.15.05 - Today Variety Pack is launched to provide entertaining and informative articles to those of you who look for something other than boring political blogs and personal journals. This site will bring you up-to-date information and commentary in a wide variety of topics. Feel free to post your comments and to email me what's on your mind.

Happy reading!