News: "Cool Mom" Throws Sex Parties

11.15.05 - The following story appeared on cnn.com today:

A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said. Silvia Johnson, 41, described herself to investigators as a "cool mom" who "was never popular with classmates in high school" and who was beginning to feel like one of the group.

What's wrong with this picture? Nothing. The woman is an ugly old bitch who'll spread for anyone who'll make her feel desired. But 30 years in prison?! That's a bit steep, wouldn't you say?

Unless you consider the trauma that seeing this bitch naked is going to cause these high-school boys for years to come. Cool mom, indeed.