Tired News: Jessica Simpson & Hubby in Splitsville

11.28.05 - The media is all over this one: Jessica Simpson and her husband of three years Nick Lachey have finally confirmed they are calling it quits.

The big question is: Who cares?!

Would we even hear about them had Jessica Simpson not been such a hot piece of ass?

Our society's obsession with celebrities does not discriminate: as long as people are pretty, rich, and famous, we drool over them. Even if we are not sure what exactly they are famous for.